Price: £3.50 per pack of 10 cards with 10 envelopes.
- Each pack has 4 different amusing images
- Please select the number of your message from the drop-down box at the bottom.
- Most cards have male and female versions, so please choose.
Activities
1. I'd rather be Fishing
2. I'd rather be playing Golf
3. I'd rather be playing Rugby
4. I'd rather be playing Football
5. I'd rather be playing Cricket
6. I'd rather be playing Bridge
7. I'd rather be playing Tennis
8. I'd rather be on a Horse
9. I'd rather be Cycling
10. I’d rather be playing Hockey
11. I'd rather be Swimming
12. I'd rather be Rowing
13. I'd rather be Sailing
14. I'd rather be Skiing
15. I'd rather be Dancing
16. I should be at the gym
17. I'd rather be Gardening
Just for Fun
18. I've seen it all, done it all, heard it all - I just can't remember it all
19. Only dull people have tidy houses
20. Life is not about how far you can run or how high you can jump, but how well you bounce
21. Coffee, chocolate, men - some things are better rich
22. I was born free, now I'm expensive
23. While you were out, guess what hit the fan ?
24. If I'd known how special it is to have grandchildren - I would have had them first
25. Veni Vidi Visa - I came, I saw, I did a little shopping
26. Dogs are people too
27. Growing old is inevitable - growing up is optional
28. Cats are people too
29. My desk, my mess, my business
30. Never underestimate the warmth of a cold nose 31. This is no ordinary PA you are dealing with !
32. Another month ends - all targets met - all systems working - all customers satisfied - all staff eager and enthusiastic - all pigs fed and ready to fly !
33. Phone home your mother worries
34. Why is there so much month left over at the end of the money ?
35. I'm not ageing, I'm marinating
36.Those three little words every cook loves to hear - 'let's eat out'
37. Quiet please - I'm having a senior moment.
38. Age does not matter unless you are wine.
39. A Champagne Moment
40. I’ve reached the age when I can laugh, cough, sneeze and pee - all at the same time
41. When the going gets tough the tough go shopping.
42. If no-one sees you eat it has no calories
43. Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps you in touch with the Children.
44. Shall I rush this rush job before I rush the rush job I’m rushing now ?
45. When all is said and done, more is said than done.
46. The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
